It's taken me a while to figure out all of the funny little acronyms my daughters and friends use on their smart-phones and e-mails. Just when I had them all down, a list of equine-related texting code comes along.
Some of them are quite funny, so for what they are worth. . . but remember, texting while riding is just as uncool as texting while driving. (Just repeating it for the youngsters out there.)
Here they are:
OOH – out of hay
LAS – lost a shoe
FOMHL – fell off my horse laughing
FTC – forgot the carrots
MIHA – mare’s in heat, again
IPTI – I’ll pick up tennis instead
LWW – lesson went well
MSMBO – mud sucked my boot off
HSIH – horse snot in hair
HAO – hay all over
HIMB – hay in my BRA
PIHH – poop induced half halt
UD – unplanned dismount
PTTDG – prayed to the dirt god
MMM – master manure mucker
OOM – out of money
MHTS – more horses than sense
BAHHFDP – bought another horse husband filed divorce papers
GBBF – got board bill, fainted
GFBF – got farrier bill, fainted
HRHCF – husband realized horse costs, fainted
SLH – Smell like horse
DQFOY – Dressage Queen fell off – yipee
HTNHFH – hiding the new horse from hubby
WWFNS – will work for new saddle
AROGC – arena rained out – going crazy
SSB – saddle sore butt
BTLGR – b###hy trainer left – good riddance
ALIGAR – At least I got a ribbon
NLT – no lesson today
HGR – have a great ride!
FTMBA – foals take my breath away
HWNTTAAH – Honey, we need to talk about a horse
BHLATB – But honey look at the bloodlines
Signed,
FOMHL – Fell Off My Horse Laughing
